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leviate

a term often associated with homosexuals for when they "relieve" themselves after anal sex with another man
Joe: Man my butt is sore
Michael: You should leviate yourself
Joe: I don't know what that means
Michael: I'll tat it on your arm
Joe: Word
by Scott Fartkiss May 29, 2010
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legitti-titties

Confirmation that a large pair of breasts are, in fact, real and not the result of plastic surgery. Legitimate breasts.
Do you think those breasts are fake, or are they legitti-titties?
by Jude Price October 26, 2010
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Levitation

Levitation means when someone is floating. For example, a balloon.
Levitation is impossible. Only balloons can do that!
by Carpic November 2, 2018
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the levitating nasty

the act of one man sitting on a glass table deficating, and rubbing his buttucks in the feces while a women lays under said table, making it seem that the feces is levitating over said woman.
Kevin - hey Brandon, remember when hanah wanted you to do the levitating nasty to her...

Brandon - Eeeww yeah, but i tried to forget...
by scode faced kraut May 14, 2010
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levitz

three men having sex where one man is giving head to a another man while the thrid man is penetrating his anal cavity. therefore LEVITATING the the middle man
stewie levitz between his brothers
by vanessa, maddi, natalie January 11, 2008
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leviathan

(from Hebrew liwjatan, roughly meaning "twisted" or "coiled") was a Biblical multi-headed sea monster, referred to in passing in the Old Testament (Psalms 74:13-14; Job 41; Isaiah 27:1), probably referring to crocodile or whale. The word leviathan has become synonymous with any large monster or creature.
The Biblical Leviathan is often considered to be a demon associated with Satan or the Devil, and held by some to be the same monster as Rahab (Isaiah 51:9). The Biblical references to Leviathan appear to have evolved from a Canaanite legend involving a confrontation between Baal and a seven headed sea monster which Baal defeats with the aid of Mot, and they also resemble a Babylonian myth in which the storm god Marduk slays the sea monster Tiamat and creates the earth and sky from the two halves of her corpse.

Leviathan may also be interpreted as the sea itself, with its counterpart, Behemoth, being the land.

Certain Jewish legends consider Leviathan as an androgynous dragon that seduced Eve in his male form, and Adam in his female form.

In demonology a Leviathan is every aquatic demon. They are great liars. Leviathans can also possess persons, being very difficult to exorcise; they try to possess every person, but especially women.

The word has been reused (not only in literature) over and again:

in the 1660 book Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
in the Illuminatus trilogy
in Moby-Dick as a reference to the whale
in the Final Fantasy games
in the Farscape science fiction series (living spaceship)
in the 1989 film Leviathan


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In Hebrew, leviathan also means a device for washing raw wool.
"Carefull with the laviathan!"
by Abraham December 28, 2003
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Leviticus

A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.

A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.
by Barjahamoligadonkya March 1, 2011
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