Legendary Shit

A shit so huge that one end disappears in the drain and the other end pops out of the water.

Bro: Holy crap! I just took a Legendary Shit!
Dude: Pics or it didn't happen.

by dawsonsmith6 December 14, 2016

Canadian Legendhood

The Canadian Legendhood is an international underground organisation whose membership consists of only the utmost legendary Canadians.

Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.

The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.

Dude I heard Celine Dion just got called up to the Canadian Legendhood!
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*

by bluemanc March 9, 2007

Legendary Wizardry

Legendary Wizardry is a common spell used by Emeritus Professors to keep their students in place for a long period of time. Once the student maintains eye contact with the Emeritus Professor for longer than five seconds, the Emeritus professor will cast his/her Legendary Wizardry by delivering an overwhelming abundance of information to the student, locking them in place until the professor feels tired or hungry; this could last many hours. An attempt to break the spell of Legendary Wizardry on the students behalf without reason is not usually common as the encounters are typically random and/or at a time when the student is already spending time trying to find information. To do so could result in the Emeritus Professor being frustrated which will lead to poor grades for the student, a bad reference, and/or scary nightmares every night until death. Hence, escape without reason is bad for the student. The interruption of Legendary Wizardry is possible if the student lies their way out of it so they can be elsewhere. While coherent from an Emeritus Professor POV, this outcome is unsustainable in the long run. Since the encounters are typically random, the student may feel hit with Legendary Wizardry more times than they think, and lying over time will have the effect of losing credibility with the Emeritus Professor; the result will be the same as if the student breaks the spell without reason.

Kevin - Joe, why were you taking with the professor for 3 hours?
Joe - Sorry, he was using his Legendary Wizardry.

by bingowings20 April 26, 2013

Legendary Whup-ass

The annihilation of a country with only 100 super bad-asses taking on 100,000 to 1.5 million people in only 3 days time. Make no mistake about this. The wake of death and destruction would be so devastating that it would take many years for said country to rebuild. That's only if those left alive at that time are still sane enough to do so.

Legendary whup-ass should never be used in a sentence.

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

legendary dipper

Someone with much swagger and very sexy also a name for huge cock these are very rare only found in Georgia

dam he fine he must be a legendary dipper

by dragonsnuff1738 October 7, 2016

LEGENDofTHUNDER

An absolute beast when in comes to playing Call of Duty, as well as other games

Holy s**t it's LEGENDofTHUNDER, back out back out!

by Gl17CH3D September 12, 2016

Legendary Second Nut

Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.

Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.

Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!

Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !

by chiggins_5 January 22, 2017