Gemma Lavender

Really foxy and sexy astronomy reporter for astronomy now magazine. Has a great figure and super sexy, long brown hair.

She's a real Gemma Lavender

by jaberwoky2009 July 21, 2011

Lavender Heights

An area within the city of Sacramento, California. This area is known to be a hangout for homosexuals; 21st street from L street to J street, and 20th street from Capitol Ave. to I street.

All the gay dudes in Lavender Heights go to Faces.

by Hommie G September 14, 2007

Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.

President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

laterness

1. A slang word used instead of the already slang "later". Used to pronounce one's leave or departure.

2. Catchphrase of a guy named Dai.

1. I'm going now, I'll cya laterness.

2. Guy1: You going dude?
Dai: Yeah man.
Guy1: Seeya.
Dai: Laterness.

by nobodyyoudknow July 30, 2006

Lavender Town Syndrome

An effect of listening to the original version of Lavander Town's music in Pokemon Red and Blue. The original song contained higher freqencies in sound that were only audible to children and teenagers. This resulted in severe illnesses and a spike in young suicides in Japan. Hidden messages were found in some versions of the song.

I couldent get that damn song out of my head... it felt like it was slowly killing me from the inside. I was hanging from the rafters, a belt around my neck before it became clear that I had.... Lavender Town Syndrome. I fear though, you may be next.

by lastofthem789 August 1, 2013

Lavender Haze

Being in a Lavender Haze is a phrase found in the 1950s. It is about being deeply in love with somebody, kind of being oblivious to everything around them that isn't about their crush and/or love interest.

This is also a song with the name Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift about wanting to be in/being in a 'Lavender Haze' (as described by the first definition)

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, have you heard the new TS song, 'Lavender Haze'? What does it mean?
Person 2: It means to be deeply in love!
Person1: Oh! So, you're oblivious to everyone else?
Person 2: You get it now!

by kaworuxshinjisupporter November 13, 2022

Zoe Laverne !

Hate her or like her, she’s a liar. Her fan base is a range of 8-12 year olds who she manipulated and lies to. She vapes in-front of her younger audience and shows inappropriate things.

Zoe Laverne !

by a💘 April 20, 2019