biscuit launcher

one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.

man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"

man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"

man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"

by the whole deal February 16, 2010

launch pad

When getting a chick from behind, condemless, and about to pull out, one rests his dick on the top of her ass crack and shoots his load into the air. A launch pad is truly successful when the jiz lands in her hair

i didn't want to get alyssa pregnant again so i pulled out and set up a launch pad

by goooooooooch7 November 15, 2009

crash-launch

Noun (spaceflight terminology): to instantly activate the engine(s) of a terrestrial-situated spacecraft at 100% power, with no consideration of standard sequential gradation of thrust, in an attempt to immediately escape from an emergency situation.

"When Commander Leonov observed the escape tower separating from the Soyuz vehicle, he instantly engaged the crash-launch procedure, and saved his entire crew."

by speedog May 2, 2010

Rocket Launcher

noun
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.

Soldier: Bad news, Commander. A lot of tanks are coming.
Commander: We need Rocket launchers, then.

by Village_Idiot May 13, 2005

lancheow

Literally, penis. There is no standardised spelling of this term since it's a transiteration from the original Hokkien phrase. 'Cheow' means 'bird', which alludes to the English usage of the word 'cock' to refer to the male member.
Lancheow however is used in a wider literary sense in Singlish to describe a broad category of unpleasant things, including asinine people, as well as as an expletive exclamation.

Wah ... your lanchoew damn big. (Your penis is big.)
Lanchoew lah! Kenah arrowed again. (Used as an expletive exclamation)
That stoopid asshole, sibeh lancheow one ... (Used as an adjective)
This fuck is simi lancheow? (What the fuck is this?)

by dustbin March 14, 2007

Larchet

An accepted term that is used to describe someone of African decent. Commonly used in the south Dublin area.

He is so tanned he is practically larchet.

by Machetee April 19, 2009

launchin

1. to talk shit or hate on another person
2. to trip
3. to eat or consume food or drink.

A yo, why he launchin yan?

by DeShawn Bowden November 17, 2005