Laying a bead

ejaculating, busting a nut, etc.

Originated from the welding industry. To connect two pieces of steel, one must lay a bead.

Who laid a bead on my couch?
I laid a bead across her face.

by g_slice December 21, 2004

laying a brick

having a shit

by Bennett January 16, 2003

Laying ropes

Large cumshot to the face that heavily resembles a rope

bruh I was just laying ropes on her face

by Rosales420 January 21, 2015

Lamington

cake sponge coconut chocolate Australia

An Australian created cake for all occasions. A square sponge, usually stale coated in chocolate and sprinkled with coconut.
Rumour has it a man dropped his spongecake into the gravy by accident, and threw it over his shoulder, where it landed in a bowl of coconut, or peanut butter. A servent who saw this when he/she was cleaning after the meal, decided to substitute the gravy with Chocolate and it became a well known loved snack for generations to come.

I ate a lamington after dinner.

My lamington has too much coconut and not enough chocolate.

Why is this lamington so dry?

by The~Apprentice~ July 16, 2006

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

by Popadamus January 13, 2010

Laying Ass

The act of taking a very heavy shit.

Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.

by Cpt. Thickens December 2, 2010