lamped

to get shit faced or high as hell

Bra, im hella LAMPED right now

by tone rangers June 10, 2007

Lamp

It gives off light and.....
wait a second,
HOW STUPID OR BORED ARE YOU TO LOOK UP LAMP IN THE DICTIONARY?!?!????

Idiot: It.....shines...
Me: hehe, uhh yeah, dude its a lamp
Idiot: Woowww...did someone trap a ball of sun and put it in a container to give off light?
Me: ummm..... *retard* bye.

by mistersarcastic February 08, 2010

LAMP

LAMP, an acronym for Laughing At My Problems

Person 1: Hey what you doing?
Person 2: LAMP

by RandomEmoDude_07 November 25, 2020

Lamp

Synonym for "sex."

Jackie and I had some hot, sweet lamp last night.

by Ellisniss MGP December 20, 2009

lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.

Mom you got lamped!

by yo momma November 01, 2003

lamp

Similiar to LMAO.
An acronym standing for: Laugh At My Pineapple.
An adaption from the commonly misspelled LMAO as LMAP.

Person 1: Dude, that was so funny!
Person 2: I know! I LAMPed!

by awesomefaceXD January 11, 2011

Lamp

A unit of measurement to measure the size of ones penis
the conversion is 1 Lamp = 5 inches of dick, therefore Vagina = negative lamps (aka "a lounge")

"Wow i met this guy he had 2 lamps"
"That's huge!"

by Man mc Meat October 17, 2009