Lamp

It gives off light and.....
wait a second,
HOW STUPID OR BORED ARE YOU TO LOOK UP LAMP IN THE DICTIONARY?!?!????

Idiot: It.....shines...
Me: hehe, uhh yeah, dude its a lamp
Idiot: Woowww...did someone trap a ball of sun and put it in a container to give off light?
Me: ummm..... *retard* bye.

by mistersarcastic February 08, 2010