labialographer

One who participates, as often as possible and especially enjoys, in the study of labialography. These individuals may be male, female, bi-sexual, heterosexual, or homosexual and are often not concerned whatsoever with the age of the labia being studied so long as the female is a willing and age appropriate participant.

If I hadn't been so intently focused on increasing my expertise as a labialographer, I might have earned my Master's Degree in Business.

by PabloinL.A. August 2, 2007

labiaracist

What you are when you judge a woman by the color of her labia.

"She prolly has dark cunt lips. I don't like her" says the labiaracist.

by phyxated March 28, 2011

labia ache

the female equivalent of hypothetical ball ache. if something presents itself as a laborious task/pain in the ass it is otherwise known as a labia ache.

uhh, i don't want to shave my legs tonight, its such a labia ache!

by ERaeE October 9, 2013

Labia-rinth

A maze of vaginal lips. A labyrinth of labia

I went down on Becky and it was worse than a roast beef sandwhich, it was a labia-rinth

by Darth Wolfsburg August 27, 2015

laidan

perfection; goals; otp

Laidan is better than Jalissa.

by LaidanForLife July 24, 2016

Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

by nico-p March 9, 2018

labiality

When one's labia, both minora and majora, are so grossly oversized it makes intercourse difficult.

"Wow, I don't think I've had my hymen split, it must be due to my labiality"

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021