poop lube

also known as prison lube

basically being in prison and pulling your cell mate off the crapper midway through pooping, so he's nicely lubed up for gay prison sex

poop ass being used as lubrication for buttsex

Cum on over here. Don't wipe. I want to use your poop lube to stimulate forced gay sex.

You don't mind do you, punk?

by Ass2mouth4life666 October 24, 2009

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anal lube

A form of lubrication used in the asshole to prevent burning and pain.

That anal lube was very smooth.

She liked the feel of that anal lube because it was soft and cool on her asshole.

by Nathan Berg April 01, 2005

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Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.

Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!

by Inga Lishlova July 11, 2008

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Tube Lube

Alcoholic beverages on the train; road sodas on the tracks; pre-game beverages to lubricate you on mass transit.

Man, those tube lubes did the trick.

by MJB730 January 29, 2017

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Word Lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009

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