lol 

Humanities biggest lie.

Some guy: i just spilled my water all over me.
Some guy 2: lol
Some guy: I KNOW YOU AREN'T LAUGHING OUT LOUD, STOP LYING TO ME

lol by ..srsly? April 9, 2021

LOL 

The acronym which stands for 'licking orifices lately'. Often used by people to determine the exact number of orifices someone has licked over the period of approximately 2 weeks.

tom: "hey brian have you been LOL?"
brian: "yeah tom i do that every day haha LOL"

LOL by Dr. Aurif Islika, PhD March 19, 2023

Lol 

Laugh out loud

Lol that’s so funny

Lol by King silver April 11, 2023

Lol 

If you make a joke and someone responds with lol the joke wasn't funny

Person 1: He went down in the box
Person 2: Just like I did on your mum last night
Person 1: lol

Lol by Oweener June 8, 2023

lol 

you know what this means

X: I am in crippling depression and I'm losing my house

Y: haha lol

lol by ILikeDefinitionsALot October 12, 2023

lol 

A qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and thus hopes that adding the word "lol" will convey a tone of facetiousness, which is often not discernible in netspeak.

Johnson: Hey Timothy, last night I shat in your mother's vagina and farted in her mouth, after which I proceeded to masturbate on her face and urinate all over her body lol.
Timothy: Haha, oh Johnson, you never fail to amuse me.
Johnson: I wasn't kidding, lol.

lol by Tone, like from the Freakout December 15, 2008

LOL 

A term often seen in text messages, typically used when the sendee is too polite to tell the sender what they really feel about them or generally written in the absence of personality. Very contagious phrase. Lol.

message sender 1: Hey. Lol. How are you?
message sender 2: Good. Lol
message sender 1: Lol
message sender 2: Lol

LOL by Phyllis Birkenfloyd February 4, 2009