LMAOBS

Laughing my ass off but serious

I broke up wit his ass ovah a txt lmaobs, damn bitch you bogus.

by Lady Jizzy JK March 22, 2011

LMAO

Lettuce mayonnaise and onions.

Commonly used while ordering food.

McDonald's worker: can I take your order

Jeremy: double cheeze burger with LMAO

McDonald's worker: whats funny

by Bebby_b July 21, 2019

lmao i built that onion farm

i built that onion farm and nobody will credit me

lmao i built that onion farm for the guy who gave the other guy who gave some chicks son an onion so if you need an onion farm built hmu

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

lmaoCandyy

lmaoCandyy, known as one of the few good tweeters on twitter, suspended multiple times he still comes back in hope of blowing up. He's also known as a 6ft 2in lightskin bastard, loved and adored by all. Probably best you let him know you're streaming if you're playing with him or you'll get terminated.

lmaoCandyy is such a menace to society.
When I grow up I want to be like lmaoCandyy

by AvgDefiner February 2, 2021

Lalonde Shot

A Lalonde Shot is when you replace a oyster's water by a shot of Ciroc and eat it. Then, you spit it in a girl's mouth when you french kiss her.

Omg! Yesterday, this guy did a Lalonde Shot on me at the bar.

by Philipp0n February 13, 2022

roxy lalonde

1-Post-scratch incarnation of Rose's mom
2-Drunk as fuck
3-Owns a cat named Mutie

Person 1:Who are you going to be cosplaying as?
Person 2:ROXY LALONDE OF COURSE.

by HamFan2017 December 7, 2017

Eduardo (Lalo)

You've never seen such gorgeous eyes as his, his smile and laugh is mesmerizing, and his hugs are always warm and recomforting. He loves F1 and speed, but you don't ever have to feel the need to rush anything with him. When it comes to relationships, he is clear and committed since the very beginning, and any plan is a great idea for a date with him. Even when there's no plan, he is always full of surprises.
Last, but not least, he is ambitious and straight-forward, he is always willing to help and ready for a fun experience. If you ever have the fortune to come across an Eduardo, consider yourself lucky and get ready for adventure.
P. D. He is the best and most honest dessert/dish taster.

D: Hey, ready to go out, Eduardo (Lalo)?
E: Always.

by NastyGal23 November 24, 2021