A laptop natzi is a person that is always using a minimum of three laptops at the same time and at least four others they are supposed to be 'fixing' for other people. WARNING! Do not leave this person alone with your laptop and a small philips screwdriver! Seeing your own lap in pieces for the first time can be devastating.
A laptop natzi will spend hours on end in a room 'working' on several lap's Time means nothing in the natzi's world while his homey sits with absolutely nothing to do! The natzi is always happy to add insult to injury by promising to let there friend play with one of their beloved laptops in just a few more minutes. Of course this will never happen since time still does not exist in the world of a laptop natzi.
by LilJewMe March 6, 2010
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Look at all of those laptop hippies under the tree updating their blog in between games of hacky sack.
by Fitz78 November 28, 2007
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1. A DJ that uses a laptop to perform and mix music with the assistance of midi controllers, CD or vinyl turntables with timecode.
2. A DJ who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. A kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he's a "super cool dj" when he cannot mix at all.
2. A DJ who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. A kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he's a "super cool dj" when he cannot mix at all.
S3rl - Press Play Walk Away:
Press play, walk away
I'm your laptop DJ
I don't know how to mix
So I just click on sync
Press play, walk away
I'm your laptop DJ
I don't know how to mix
So I just click on sync
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by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010
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Someone who can quote Audre Lorde and has a “Believe Women”, “BLM” and “Abolish ICE” sticker on their laptops but will refuse to actually believe women of color when being told that they are using their white privilege to harm rather than to heal.
People who pretend to be woke by putting virtue signaling stickers on their laptops but do not actually stand for those values when it comes down to it.
Example:
White Person: *does something racist*
Person of Color: Do you have capacity to talk about why that felt racist to me?
White Person: No, also I’m not a racist.
Person of Color: Okay, when will you?
White Person: It’s my “boundary” that you stop talking.
#SoundsAboutWhite
Someone who can quote Audre Lorde and has a “Believe Women”, “BLM” and “Abolish ICE” sticker on their laptops but will refuse to actually believe women of color when being told that they are using their white privilege to harm rather than to heal.
People who pretend to be woke by putting virtue signaling stickers on their laptops but do not actually stand for those values when it comes down to it.
Example:
White Person: *does something racist*
Person of Color: Do you have capacity to talk about why that felt racist to me?
White Person: No, also I’m not a racist.
Person of Color: Okay, when will you?
White Person: It’s my “boundary” that you stop talking.
#SoundsAboutWhite
If you believe in systemic racism why do y’all act so furious and defensive when people of color express to you personally that something you did was racist?
Like how do y’all Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberals believe all the science and numbers and history of systemic racism but the buck stops when someone expresses you’ve personally been racist it’s just suddenly unfathomable?
Racist actions can happen whether you intend for them to or not. You can’t just deny something is racist to a person of color and shut them out just because it’s too uncomfortable for your fragile white ears to hold onto. And it sure as hell isn’t a boundary to silence queer brown voices post you hurting them.
Like how do y’all Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberals believe all the science and numbers and history of systemic racism but the buck stops when someone expresses you’ve personally been racist it’s just suddenly unfathomable?
Racist actions can happen whether you intend for them to or not. You can’t just deny something is racist to a person of color and shut them out just because it’s too uncomfortable for your fragile white ears to hold onto. And it sure as hell isn’t a boundary to silence queer brown voices post you hurting them.
by ShivSpeaks February 27, 2021
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by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021
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Bobby works at a Laptop Sweatshop reviewing applications all day, and is not allowed to talk to his coworkers or take a lunch break at his job.
by Kirihitos August 1, 2008
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