a detailed hand construction for pleasuring a butthole, clit, and g-spot. The hand resembles a shark by crossing and overlapping different digits for maximum pleasure. Most innovative of fingerbanging techniques.
by elliot montero February 17, 2008
Get the Handshark mug.A Virginia Beach Budweiser sales rep who preys on female vacationers, getting them drunk on the alcoholic beverage of the same name in hopes of hooking up later.
Female 1: That beer rep keeps giving us free drinks.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
by KSU1982 April 9, 2009
Get the Land Shark mug.A Giant Tool with no moral fiber, no backbone, and no class. a tool who's willing too talk shit behind your back or anonymously but hides like a puss puss when confronted.
by backpeddling bitch July 21, 2010
Get the Landstalker mug.When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025
Get the Landsharking mug.A word often used to describe dangerous dog breeds such as Bullterriers (Pitbull, Stafford) and Mastiffs (Rottweiler, Dogo Argentino, Boerboel) because they tend to have large jaws, sharp teeth and muscular bodies, which goes with the ability to severely injure and kill other humans and animals.
"My crappy neighbour recently bought an American Pitbull Terrier, the jaw was so huge that it reminded me of some kind of land shark. I heard they kill more people than all other breeds combined!"
by Notyourmother123 May 10, 2020
Get the land shark mug.A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.
Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023
Get the Land Shark mug.A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.
No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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