emma lambert

Slut

Emma Lambert’s a slut

by xx_daddyjuice_xx November 29, 2019

Chloe Lambert

Chloe lambert is a rat and will always backstab you. She likes to play funny pranks but always fails as she is wanna be goddess. However she can make you laugh when she tries to trip you up but fails like always. Her soul contains devils from down below and I can defo see her going to hell after dying.

Chloe lambert loves gingers.

by SmellYourSocks March 29, 2022

Madi lambert

A viscous and dangerous siren that guzzles goop for soup because she ain’t got no job just attractive and fake and will take you for whatever you got and leave you shipwrecked.

That new girl is kind of a Madi lambert, if you know what I mean.

by It’s your favorite March 5, 2024

lamperti

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.

I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.

by airline pilot February 21, 2010

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

Larbert high school disease is a bastard

by rab weisel February 7, 2019

Lawbertarian

-Judicially Conservative, but Socially and/or Fiscally Liberal.

In the Court Room, lawbertarian Judge Hackenfuss adheres to an originalist interpretation of the Constitution, but in his Chambers he sustainably grows organic marijuana.

by zw26 October 2, 2010

Lambortini

1) (noun) A Martini drunk in a Lamborghini.

2) (verb) The fine art of drinking a martini whilst sitting in a Lamborghini.

1) Lambortinis at my place...er... car?

2) Id Lambortini with you, but last time i threw up on the seats...

by Clhall August 25, 2009