Kristina;)

A Kristina;) is a woman with curves hidden away, she says she's flat but in reality she's double cheeked up but not on a Thursday afternoon. Her kisses will make u horny for an infinite time. She has a pretty good sense of humour and is the most BEAUTIFUL woman you'll ever see. She also enjoys eggplant I think🙈

Person 1: what's your name
Person 2: Kristina;)
Person 1: damn babyyy that's why you have BAAAAAAAAAÀCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

by Massive robot April 9, 2021

kristina

something you find in the inside of an old ladies butthole

OMG! that lady has a Kristina in her ass!

by Hristina December 29, 2007

kristina

When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.

Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.

Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.

by shodge December 15, 2008

kristina

A huge chonga often called a slut or a hoe. A person who wears really short shorts. One who is liked by others despite there chonganess.

Did you see lauren today she looked so kristina.

by Kristina Samuels February 22, 2008

kristina

Kristina is depressed, good at hiding it but is super duper depressed. she yells at people but thats how she shows her love.kristina is a sweet caring loving person once you really get to know her. she's gorgeous, brown eyes, and has brown hair. kristina is gorgeous.. you're lucky to have her boys. she is kind shy. but she is loyal asf. she has anxiety so it'll take a little bit to get comfortable around her crush/ boyfriend <3 hahum jayden guin

whats up kristina

by kristinawuzhere February 5, 2020

kristina

gross annoying bitch who is such a slut weres too tight of clothing which she thinks she looks good in but it makes her look fatter than she already is nasty greasy hair thats been washed out and died due to craving too much attention

when i saw kristina i puked

by jkwfjk September 1, 2010

kristina

A very pretty girl who is very funny. especially when looking at her face. she loves everything around her but loves bananas the most. she is so fun to be around accept she will most likely cause u to become mental. you can describe her in many ways but the most common way is monkey. she can be retarded but yeah just retarded. anyway she is s pleasure to be with (for the most part$

look at that monkey kristina

by gjhcvjn June 29, 2017