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Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.
Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?
by Captian Obvious September 13, 2005
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kramered

To enter a place with the exact opposite of grace. A reference to the entrances made to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment by his neighbor, Kosmo Kramer on the 90's sitcom Seinfeld
My kid has issues with movement and gravity....the other day he Kramered into the front room and I thought he killed himself, the plant, the coat rack, AND the damned television...
by Enhale May 21, 2015
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Kramerism

The religion of following Lord Kramer
Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer
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fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.
"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."
by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006
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The Kraken

The Kraken is a popular term for weird physics glitches in video games, it appears in Kerbal space program most often, but may appear in other games.
"Spinning Jebediah at 1000 km/h summoned The Kraken!"
by poptre November 24, 2018
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kape

A strange colloquial term of response that makes little sense as an abbreviation.

Originally used late one night on AIM back when that was usable by 'Spud The Destroyer', and adapted as a response from "Okay". yep is to yes, as kape is to okay.

Earliest chatlog backups indicate its usage as early as late 1999.
"I'm off..."
kape, cya.
by Jacob B April 28, 2006
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nick kramer

a tough motherfucka who wont take shit from nobody and loves anna
nick kramer said fuck u to da whore that tried to short change him
by iluvanna December 20, 2008
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