knit cookies

the act of doing something very housewifey womanly or motherly. Especially when you are a man.

Are you gonna come have drinks with the guys or stay home and knit cookies.

Me and my wife have an understanding, I earn the money she stays home knitting cookies.

by Trinide May 25, 2007

knits

Noun. Breasts so pendulous and saggy that they could be knees.

Michael's mom was fine when she was young, but now she's got a pair of knits.

by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005

for shnitzel my knitzel

translation- of course i will knit with you my friend of the opposite sex who is not my race.

"Do you want to knit with me" says Kendal
"For shnitzel my knitzel" replies Julie.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

Kritzy

this word refers to anything awesome, krunk, ritzy, tipsy, crazy, fun

Saint Patty's day block party was kritzy yo!

by Boodie Boodie March 14, 2010

knittling

the word used by people (usually Spanish) who don't understand how to say knitting

Andres: "hey, are you done knittling that quilt?"
Alex: "dude ! its said knitting !"
Andres: "that's what i meant!"

by alybb913 March 7, 2011

knitelfeit

Something you make up and is coincidentally true in 80% when correctly used (which is only 20% of the time)

Dat is zo'n knitelfeit

by koningmarco January 25, 2016

knitty litter

The yarn, neeedles, spinning wheels and other debris that collects all over a home when an inhabitant is into knitting or crocheting.

Can you get this knitty litter off the couch so we have a place to sit down?

by BMan419 January 7, 2017