kill kittens

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?

by You can't have my name. September 25, 2006

kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 21, 2010

death to all kittens

A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."

Buddy: This is some really hot porn.
Dude: Death to all kittens!

by BoneheadXL January 15, 2008

Great Calamity Kittens!

An exclamation, similar to great scott!, making its first appearance in the Wonder Woman comic Sensation Comics #7 (July 1942). Later popularized by cracked.com in its article "The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes".

'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!

by uliglaze April 28, 2011

litter of kittens

n. ; multiple pieces of feces at least 2.5 courics a piece accumulated in one sitting.

"Man, I just gave birth to a litter of kittens in your upstairs restroom. My bad, nyuggah."

by Bradd A. Jones March 12, 2009

Pile of Kittens

A game where two or more people lay on each other and cuddle, like a pile of kittens.

Emily : Who's up to play pile of kittens ???

Charlynn : FOR SURE but you're on bottom !

by Sharklynn89 August 30, 2010

Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.

Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.

by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009