Matt Kemp

Beast Mode. The best player in the MLB. #27 for the Dodgers and the sexiest man alive. He is the sweetest guy you can ever ask for. He jokes around alot and is the best guy you could ask for. If you don't like him you are crazy!

A:That was Beast Mode!
B:What did Matt Kemp do!?
A: Hit a walk off grand slam!

by dodgerlover23 October 27, 2011

Kemper

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.

I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.

by darrbar August 19, 2008

brian kemp

Racially charged voter suppression tactics. 21st Century Jim Crow.

The voter learned her registration had been cancelled by a Brian Kemp tactic earlier that month, which meant she could not participate in the election.

by Jigglymime November 6, 2018

kumpt

A purposeful misspelling/mispronunciation of the word "cunt". It carries the same definition, but can be extended to any person to describe antisocial or detestable behavior.

He didn't come out with us, that guy's being a total kumpt.

by Robert Patrick September 4, 2008

Kempy

a definition of bloody awsome.

translate exactly into big goodness.

can be used while refering to sexual pleasures, dancing, hairstyles and a deed.

is also used in referance to the female blonde afro.

"omg, you had your hair cut; what a cool kempy!"

"wow that is so kempy!!!"

"cool lets call it kempy"

"your kempy is bigger than your arse"

by AnNaKeMp February 3, 2009

Kemper

Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.

Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.

by Thatboyyouhate. October 13, 2012

garage kept

in good condition, kept in a garage when not in use

This car has been garage kept. The body's excellent.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005