cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
by lovie:) June 04, 2018
Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.
by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024
Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
fams were replacing pride month with kaiser month, we remember and pay respects to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and ditch all people who were born in countries which were allies. also we beat up zoophiles and server owners
by thisismedictionary February 11, 2023
Is a really intelligent person with a high IQ and a fable for deep tracks.
A person who has 3 Nvidia Geforce Titan X, and a 100k € PC but no money for food or a warm shower.
A person who can't be described in words, but in emotions.
We will miss you Kaiser Franz Ferdinand Gerald. #KaiserlicheTräume
A person who has 3 Nvidia Geforce Titan X, and a 100k € PC but no money for food or a warm shower.
A person who can't be described in words, but in emotions.
We will miss you Kaiser Franz Ferdinand Gerald. #KaiserlicheTräume
"Did you just pull off a Kaiser Gerald?"
"That kid over there is so poor.. -Who? Kaiser Gerald?"
"LOL HE IS A KAISER GERALD.. - no, he isn't that smart!"
"That kid over there is so poor.. -Who? Kaiser Gerald?"
"LOL HE IS A KAISER GERALD.. - no, he isn't that smart!"
by TheKaiser27 January 05, 2017
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy
Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.
by Heat death fire cannon November 15, 2023