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kristina

A very pretty girl who is very funny. especially when looking at her face. she loves everything around her but loves bananas the most. she is so fun to be around accept she will most likely cause u to become mental. you can describe her in many ways but the most common way is monkey. she can be retarded but yeah just retarded. anyway she is s pleasure to be with (for the most part$
by gjhcvjn June 29, 2017
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kristina

Is to follow the devil, the opposite of Christian: one who follow god. She is a forgotten biblical figure, said to be the daughter of Lilith. Lilith being Adams first wife who not content with Adam left and became a free thinking individual who was cast out of paradise. Kristina is a succumbs type woman who steals children and destroyer of good men. Unlike Lilith she is not beautiful, she is foul disgusting wench with each possible sexually transmitted disease. Grotesque and unattractive, she is the last call for the most desperate of men.
Man that girl is just like Kristina...she makes me sick.
by Jordan the knowing January 28, 2009
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Kristina

fat stupid girl. usually lives on the main line and attends espicopal academy. desperate and a slut.

soccer player who is not as good as she thinks she is.

needs to lay off the eye shadow

starts rumors about several pretty girls because she likes the attention.
" Oh my god that girl is soo hitting on David. He will probably hook up with her anyway because he knows everyone can get in her pants"

"Wow... what a Kristina."
by loveyaxxxxx August 17, 2009
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Kristina

One who has sloppy oussy with flab ass and one to only grow ugly and suffers from her self worth
Kristina is one who nolonger a problem
by Crazzyk May 3, 2020
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Kristina

she makes stuff up so shes clearly a bitch
bro she must be a bitch
do you mean a Kristina?
by tosic bich December 6, 2019
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Kristina

She is one of the craziest people you'll ever meet. Loves to party drink uncontrollably and wont remember things she did the next day 😂. She's down a down ass bitch though who will do anything for her closest friends. She can be really thoughtful and nurturing. Don't ever mess with Kristina! she will put you to your place. An amazing friend but the worst enemy. She gets in trouble a lot so you need to watch out sometimes. Overall, shes fun to be with and you wont get bored at all. Watching her do her thing is pure Entertainment!
Damn Kristina! what did you get yourself into this time?
by Elmow March 26, 2019
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kristina

kristina is the name of a hot, beautiful and loving girl. kristinas are often rude and random when she's around her bae. they always love listening soca and like to be wild at parties. when they really like a boy she nicknames them after an animal or calls them princess, but most importantly they are always the smartest and clever.
boy: I'm about to fuck yuh bitch kristina
boy 2: nope you'll be violating my property
by radicewolf January 22, 2018
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