A koozie is a neoprene or foam rubber material sleeve used predominently by rednecks to keep their crappy watered-down american beer cold.
It also doubles as a fashion accessory on which the redneck may display his/her favorite NASCAR driver, swimsuit model, brand of beer, brand of tobacco, or local blue collar business.
It also doubles as a fashion accessory on which the redneck may display his/her favorite NASCAR driver, swimsuit model, brand of beer, brand of tobacco, or local blue collar business.
Paw: "Hey Maw, check out this Dale Jr. koozie that Bubba from the liquor store gave me." "It was supposed to come free with an 18 pack of Budweiser, but Bubba gave it to me anyhow even though I bought Keystone Light."
Maw: "Dang!" "You, kin use it when we go to the track on Saturday."
Paw: "Why wait til Saturday, when I kin use it right now?"
Maw: "Na, you should just used yer ol PBR koozie and save the Dale Jr. koozie fer special occasions like Bobby Sue's weddin' reception or Saturday at the track."
Paw: "Dang"! "I never thought of it that way".
Maw: "Dang!" "You, kin use it when we go to the track on Saturday."
Paw: "Why wait til Saturday, when I kin use it right now?"
Maw: "Na, you should just used yer ol PBR koozie and save the Dale Jr. koozie fer special occasions like Bobby Sue's weddin' reception or Saturday at the track."
Paw: "Dang"! "I never thought of it that way".
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