Kiddie Cocaine

Powdered candy (Like Pixie Sticks) or certain hard candies grinded into powder (Like SweetTarts) used for snorting.

Everyone thought Ryan was a badass because he snorted lines at last night's party, little did they know it was just white kiddie cocaine.

by 101 Samurais November 2, 2011

kiddie pool

a pool where babies can pee and won't infect others

Hey one-year-old kiddie, go swim in that kiddie pool!

by SarahKatie May 28, 2006

kiddie krack

the art of acting or looking Silly

after looking all around the house lily finds her glasses onthe top of her head. Jill asks " lily are you on kiddie krack?" as she sits laughing at lily

by collieoo July 19, 2007

Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 22, 2010

kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.

I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.

by hmf December 22, 2014

kiddie pissing

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.

me and the boys went kiddie pissing in the park today.

by up the NUI. June 28, 2017