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KMart Connection 

A internet connection that is very laggy
I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.
KMart Connection by CANINE February 19, 2008
I laugh whenever someone describes "Kmart" merchandise as cheap. It reveals their ignorance, because it's an URBAN MYTH and shows just how gullible the American public has become.

Kmart is always my FIRST stop whenever I go out looking for good buys. I've purchased high-quality dress shirts (with silk tie included), golf shirts, leather belts, faux swede shirts, dress slacks, cargo shorts, leather dress shoes, casual leather loafers, ultra-light running shoes, sports equipment, underwear, t-shirts, kitchen applicances, CDs, DVDs, crystal stemware, ceramic bakeware, power tools, gardening equipment and even an expresso/cappaccino maker from Kmart, and NEVER had any problem. I've done exchanges and received discounts on recent purchases without any trouble.

S. S. Kresge used to compete directly with F. W. Woolworth, and Ben Franklin stores. Where the hell are they now, when Kmart staged one of the biggest turn-arounds in discount retailing history, I ask?

I applaud "harvardgirl87" for her knowledge of the S. S. Kresge Co. and Kmart. Back in 2002, Kmart stock hit bottom selling for $1.92/share. Today, Sears Holding owns Kmart and is selling at $149.24/share, which is up 5.54% from YESTERDAY'S price...an increase of $7.84/share in JUST ONE DAY!

So tell me, who is the dummy now? Yes, feel free to pull your head out of your ass and begin doing your own research!

And STOP being so gullible by attaching an erroneous tag that is totally inaccurate, and shows how big a moron you really are!

Kmart by scottishrogue1st October 21, 2007

kmarting 

When kmart filed for bankruptcy, the lawyers and other assorted vermin claimed at the time that there was no money left for common shareholders. Common shares were canceled and the shareholders got screwed.

"Miraculously" after it was too late, the vermin "discovered" a very large amount of assets that did NOT go to the shareholders but to the vermin that planned the whole thing. They made millions upon millions of dollars and bought sears.

Thus the shareholders were kmarted. Utterly screwed by the corrupt bankruptcy system
I've been following this case for sometime and it sure looks like Brian is really intent on kmarting the shareholders.
kmarting by kjc_5000 August 2, 2011

Kmart Cola

A girl who is so mundane and generic she has lost all originality and is exhausting to be around.
That girl only could talk about her sorority and her favorite hairstyle, she's so kmart cola
Kmart Cola by Mellow fellow September 25, 2014
KMART means kiss my ass rotten thot. Used when kma is not enough
Rotten Thot: Hey will you fuck me in my ass
Chadwick: KMART
KMART by Astnee Spreteng June 26, 2021
A girl who thinks she's high level high quality but is really an item for sale (usually at a discounted price),also may be free item to a desperate taker.
What a Kmart !

Can you believe he's even giving that kmart the time of day !

Hope he's got the receipt to return that Kmart in the morning!
Kmart by Jimmy333 January 31, 2008