A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.
Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner
Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?
Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting
Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?
Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting
by PJ BW April 3, 2025
Get the Judge, Jury, and Executionermug. Jurie is one of the hottest dad’s out there. He takes his kids skateboarding and surfing then comes home to fix his mother-in-law’s garbage disposal. He loves his big dogs, works tirelessly in the yard on the weekends, helps with the dishes, and knows how to clean out the pipes, like no other! He’s loyal, quirky, can fix anything, and always brings you coffee in bed on lazy weekend Mornings. Jurie’s the best kind of husband one could have except when he tickles you and won’t stop or uses your belly like a heater for his icy hands after being outside.
-Jurie, why are you so hot?
-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?
-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?
-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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by Vilomah March 14, 2025
Get the Juriemug. by kronk_dk March 19, 2018
Get the Jurimug. A girl that isn’t afraid to throw anyone under the bus. After being a fake friend and knowing all ur dirty secrets she will ditch and expose u so don’t fall for those hoebags xD.
Friend 1:Hey bro who was that girl u banged last night?
Friend 2: Sum random chick from the club. Her name was juri and she stole my chains after fucking her. What a snakey bitch.
Friend 2: Sum random chick from the club. Her name was juri and she stole my chains after fucking her. What a snakey bitch.
by Lmao u thot August 26, 2019
Get the Jurimug. by RafyTheHomie November 22, 2021
Get the Jurimug. A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.
I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
Get the MasterChef jurymug. Juri is a classy and a classic name. He is a cool guy. Dependable, creative, and fun. He is a guy you want at parties, shows, or just to hang out. Always aware of the latest trend, having a friend called Juri definitely elevates your street cred.
by Daenous November 21, 2021
Get the Jurimug.