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Jupiter Farms

Jupiter Farms is this random redneck town just north of West Palm Beach, FL. Anyone young adult who's been to West Palm Beach already realizes there is nothing but Blue Hairs and gang violence in the shittiest projects on the east coast. But, at least the scenery is somewhat appealing. If you think WPB is boring and sucky, then you haven't been to Jupiter. With the exception of I-95 and three or four main roads, the streets are mostly made of dirt and are lined with farms that consist of one or two horses and dying forestry. It smells like ass and the water supply is so contaminated that you feel dirtier after taking a shower. Lastly, the people there are possibly the dumbest in the country. One guy I met couldn't even tell me his actual job title, but said he likes to build things. Another man I met owned a crappy kayak-rental shop (it was a trailer) and said to me I could be eaten by an alligator at anytime while on the stream. Jupiter is just a shitty town, period. No one would miss it, or the people in it, if it were wiped off the map. Only live there if your inability to afford dental insurance helps you fit in with the rest of the crowd.
by Mr. Unoriginal March 31, 2009
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Jupiter flipping

The combination of LSD MDMA shrooms and DMT
“Bro you were Jedi flipping and then you did DMT! What should we name it?”

“Jupiter flipping
by Giblatar March 2, 2021
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Jupiter's Legacy

Netflix! Bring it back! Being done with all that gay shit is not enough! And the pacing was bad. Progress through that plot at a more reasonable pace! Hurry up!
Iam "Jupiter's Legacy was a good show but it was too slow."

Hym "They need to add the Praetorian! That guy was dope and his powers were dope!"
by Hym Iam May 22, 2022
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Jupiter Armstrong

1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.

Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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jupiter kid

Any weird, short guy who feels an overwhelming need to share his desires with you, such as vampirism or wanting to marry mermaids.
Person 1: Did you see that guy walk by?
Person 2: Yep, he's such a jupiter kid, he told me that he would only drink her blood with 2 cubes of sugar.
Person 2: Wow, he said the same thing about my mother.
by meggido March 6, 2008
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Jupiter gas

When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..

Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.
Cause of death: was trapped in public bathroom filled with Jupiter gas.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Jupiter Wu

I wish I was moots with Jupiter Wu, bun so cool.
by A Jupiter Wu December 2, 2020
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