Jupiter Armstrong

1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability

Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.

Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Jim Jupiter

Giving or receiving anal sex on first date.

Brad Pitt got a Jim Jupiter from Angelina. Brad was in love after he scored a Jim Jupiter from Angelina. Angelina always gives Jim Jupiters. Angelina is popular for her Jim Jupiter's. Brad has standard's in that he only dates girls who give Jim Jupiters.

by OSU_BEAVER January 23, 2006

Drops of Jupiter

Post-coital anal leakage.

She had drops of Jupiter in her hair.

by Sheenapunkrocker July 23, 2019

Jupiter High School

gayest school, with blonde bimbo sluts and stupid jock guys.

jupiter high school is gay.

by fuckyou123456 June 29, 2009

Jesus Christ on Jupiter

An expression when multiple things go awry at once.

I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!

by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023

Jupiter Mining Corporation

A division of the Space Corps, established on Jupiter in the 23rd century. The 8-mile long mining ship Red Dwarf is operated by the JMC.

This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf...

by Sky Captain April 18, 2004

Jupiter High School

Jupiter High School is the single most worst school. It's gay as shit and only the most pussy ass bitches go here. Its the fucking worst.

Jupiter High School is for fucking pussy bitches, I fucking hate all the faggots that attend this shitty fucking school.

by GayRetard6871 September 23, 2018