junting

a person who goes out with the intention of getting girls younger than themself but not so young that its wrong just one or two years younger

bill: "so man how was your weekend"
willson: "yeah great aye i went junting"
bill: "oh yeah howd that go
willson: "well ya know that hottie in year 11"
bill: "yeah"
wilson: "i tapped that"

by kicketty August 27, 2009

spaghetti junction

That tangle of cables behind your VCR - DVD - stereo - TV.

I wanted to hook up new speakers but got caught up in the spaghetti junction.

by Capn VDO July 15, 2004

junction jockey

Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.

Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards

Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction
Aron: your such a junction jockey

by humpity889 October 23, 2014

junktified

Spellbound by garbage, or, inspired by garbage to make some repurposed artwork

I'm totally Junktified, we should make a lamp out of that Bidet!

by Cedric Baker March 13, 2017

Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 3, 2018

Junction Box

A junction box is another word for two adjoining booths in a an adult theater with a gloryhole between them.

The young electrician had relations with a stranger in a junction box.

by Angry Stockholder October 28, 2019

Junction staining

Performing oral sex on a beautiful, intelligent woman until she gushes!

Can you do some junction staining for me please :) I need that to finish… -Tammy

by TennisEE October 5, 2021