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Tight Junction

Refers to the simultaneous penetration of a young lady whose orifices are deemed to be in no sense 'slack'.
Good Lord, Jeremy. You, me and this filly have made an extremely tight junction
by Bulling Don January 17, 2013
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burlington junction, missouri

A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.
Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house
by Luwelyn.moss May 2, 2023
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ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction

worse than anything known to man before. Based upon the multi-sexual origins of the universal constant: mathematics.
Mark: ur mom gay
Joe: ur daddy lesbian
Mark: no u
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Mark: ur grandpap trap
Joe: ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction
Mark: *dies*
by next version of ur mom gay March 13, 2018
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spaghetti junction

The most congested merging of roads in Minneapolis. The point where 35W and 62 meet in a traffic mess.
Person 1: "How do you go home from work?"
Person 2: "I take 35W"
Person 1: "Oh that sucks."
Person 2: No, my exit is before spaghetti junction."
by Fedboy February 8, 2005
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Columbus Junction

Where the Cedar and Iowa rivers meet.
by Emily Staats January 16, 2009
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Up the Junction

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said "you are a lady"
"Perhaps" she said. "I may be"

We moved in to a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms we're missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she'd seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
This morning at four fifty
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction
by Death Menace July 23, 2022
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Curry Junction

An act of anal sex when the male puts curry or any spice on his dick, while in he must say "Choo-Choo" or "Let me punch your ticket" over and over until done
I performed a Curry Junction on your mom last night.

I burnt my dick when performing a Curry Junction.
by J.O.B May 7, 2009
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