Juice Box Jungle

A jungle filled with juice boxes. Main sources of vegetation include, juice and their boxes. Juice boxes reproduce within the species creating more juice boxes. When offspring are capable of reproducing parents are sent to be drank. Often destroyed by deforestation by McCain juice companies. . . .. . . and civil war... . . ..

Cats don't appreciate.....

GET AT ME WOLF

Juice Box Jungle

by pseudonymister flex July 20, 2009

juice box blowjob

The act of blowing air through the straw in a juice box and then juice proceeds to shoot out of the straw.

Capri Suns are the best to give juice box blowjobs to. When you blow air into them they will ejaculate back juice

by wertyvv September 11, 2011

Juice Box

Another word for douche bag, jerk, or ass hole. Instead of saying douche bag, you can say Juice Box to avoid getting in trouble with teachers or parents. Also works around little children; they have no idea what you are saying, so it stops them from repeating the word or asking questions...

BOB: Dude! Ted just made me do the rest of his shift!
BILL: What a Juice Box!
(child is wide eyed in confusion and slowly walks away)

by Tarabear001 August 12, 2011

Da Juice Box

euphamism for a womans lady parts

Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight

by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Juice box

its not that hard a juice box is a little carton of juice with juice in it..
seriously/

mum can u have a juice box for lunch
yes, yes u can

by yummbo November 5, 2008

juice box

A juice box.
the bestest way to drink your juice.

ex. HiC Fruit Punk -Juice box.

D:"Hey Kenny, do you like juice boxes?"
K:"No?"
D:"Well i like juice boxes!"
K:"Okay, i like juice boxes.."
D:"And the world was happy!!"

by [D] January 29, 2008

Juiceboxer

Kids who were raised by helicopter parents. They can't do anything without praise... you're a winner Joey.

Sometimes called Juicers.

These 2 juiceboxers started working at my company.. they can't think on their on own 2 feet. Typical.

Its no longer robbing the cradle, its called getting the juice.

by KinzBAMF September 14, 2019