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Joseph

Joseph says silly shit to you sometimes like “I’m gonna get you” (with this best frown face on) or hides under your bed in a Michael Myers mask on, but secretly you know he’s a gd teddy bear. To this friends at least.
Joseph = spicy Teddy bear
by Palmtree beach 🏖 May 5, 2019
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Joseph

Joseph is the only friend that you will ever need in your whole life. He is always there for you no matter what. People only talk bad about Joseph because they're jealous. Don't get a Joseph angry though. They're a fighter, and will do anything to prove that they are right. If a Joseph can trust you, then you're in for a treat. There is always that one Joseph that's like no other, but that's a long story.
I've always wanted to be just like Joseph!
by AmNotFallingForThat November 13, 2019
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Joseph

The hottest boy ever. Has brown hair and brown eyes. He makes you want to live forever. He is sooooooooooooo strong. And soooo fast.
Joseph is the cutest boy ever.
by njdfjskanf December 1, 2016
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Joseph

Most Josephs are classified as “slowpokes”, “slowbros”, or “slowkings”, because they tend to be arbitrarily slower than others. Now, don’t get me wrong Josephs aren't the worst guys in the world, but they do tend to boast about having large dicks when in fact they are either average or below average in size. Josephs tend to have dark colored hair and eyes, most wear glasses or contacts, they’re usually tall and skinny, but every once and a while a burly one may arise.

Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be passionate and ambitious, but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.

In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they make up for with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first he’ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily he’ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.
"He is as slow as a Joesph" or "Wow, he is as passionate as a Joseph".
by Behind_Sapphire_Eyes January 30, 2015
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Joseph

The one who got the juice, the guy with curly brown hair the one who look at you and you start getting chills the joseph who could still your bitch in a blink of an eye the guy with a nice personality
by Mindyourownbusniess May 23, 2016
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Joseph

An utter wanker is liked by no one and will die alone
Oh, my God he is such a Joseph.
by MUmma truth biy November 29, 2016
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Joseph

joseph is probably the smartest person in the world and also the sexiest guy with the biggest dick, way bigger than shivs also he got 9 9s in gcses and can knock out anyone with one punch
joseph is the best
by sexygirl4130 February 16, 2021
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