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Josephs are usually very outgoing, hilarious people. They like to have sex often. Josephs can be short and usually well known. Some have red hair, which attracts most women. They are attracted to brown haired women and like to grow long dickers.
Wow! Joseph is a wild motherfucker.
Joseph is so sweet. I love his blue eyes, brown hair, and he is so buff.
Joseph by abakdmdncbns March 13, 2018
joseph has a big personality but he is mostly known for his big nose he is well caring and will treat you right
OmG why is his nose so big

joseph is so cute
joseph by mr.phill May 1, 2020
Someone who is going to lose their shit if people from nesh keep putting this stupid shit on their stories
Joseph slapped him for being gay and putting that shit on his story
Joseph by JosephCan'tHandleAnymore December 12, 2016
bitter cold; the onset of cold weather the likes of which is rarely seen from other entities, such as Warm
Brrrr, did you feel that? It's April but Joseph is still out there...somewhere...
joseph by The Wiff December 14, 2008
A dark and brooding person at first glance, most Josephs do not attract much attention. The few that are drawn to a Joseph soon find that they are in the prescence of an incarnate demon. There is no where you can hide when you get a Joseph angry. This is often caused by provoking them or hurting someone they love as they are very territorial. They are often dark haired with dark, almost-black eyes and a piercing gaze that seems to see straight into your soul. They have an intense fascination for blood, tasting any and all that they can get their hands on. They also become very active at full moon, appearing to grow horns and wings as well as gaining goat legs. If one does have the misfortune to anger a Joseph one should seek out any nearby Ana's, Rachel's, or Corinne's. The later does have a slight chance to make the Joseph calm down to the point that it begins to disapate. Interact with caution.
There was this guy who totally was a Joseph at the party last night.

I was walking with him and suddenly he went all full metal Joseph. We should keep an eye on him.
Joseph by TheMozzieWhisperer November 3, 2016
Joseph is a big faggt
Who ever has the time to make these definitions are Joseph's
Joseph by Jo is a fag March 20, 2017