❤ A caring and sweet person. They are very loveable. If you cry near them, the will allow you to cry on their shoulders, regardless of gender. They can be mean to people who they do not know, especially online. ❤
by theoneidiotwhowroteabouthisfri June 30, 2019
Joseph says silly shit to you sometimes like “I’m gonna get you” (with this best frown face on) or hides under your bed in a Michael Myers mask on, but secretly you know he’s a gd teddy bear. To this friends at least.
Joseph = spicy Teddy bear
by Palmtree beach 🏖 May 05, 2019
The hottest boy ever. Has brown hair and brown eyes. He makes you want to live forever. He is sooooooooooooo strong. And soooo fast.
by njdfjskanf December 01, 2016
Most Josephs are classified as “slowpokes”, “slowbros”, or “slowkings”, because they tend to be arbitrarily slower than others. Now, don’t get me wrong Josephs aren't the worst guys in the world, but they do tend to boast about having large dicks when in fact they are either average or below average in size. Josephs tend to have dark colored hair and eyes, most wear glasses or contacts, they’re usually tall and skinny, but every once and a while a burly one may arise.
Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be passionate and ambitious, but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.
In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they make up for with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first he’ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily he’ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.
Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be passionate and ambitious, but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.
In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they make up for with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first he’ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily he’ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.
by Behind_Sapphire_Eyes January 31, 2015
The one who got the juice, the guy with curly brown hair the one who look at you and you start getting chills the joseph who could still your bitch in a blink of an eye the guy with a nice personality
by Mindyourownbusniess May 01, 2016
by MUmma truth biy November 30, 2016
joseph is probably the smartest person in the world and also the sexiest guy with the biggest dick, way bigger than shivs also he got 9 9s in gcses and can knock out anyone with one punch
by sexygirl4130 February 16, 2021