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Jose is a person you can fall in love with less than three seconds. Jose is a person who you can go to and talk to them and they will understand what you are trying to tell him. Jose is a boy who can make you cry one minute then make you laugh the next. If you find a Jose, keep him, he's perfect, trust me, you will not want to lose him.
Girl; Is that the new kid?
Girl2; Yeah, his name is Jose, he's so fucking hot ;).
Jose; Hey! I heard that;)!
by HotieMuch;) January 16, 2020
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A gorgeous Cuban man who shines like a star. Having the most contagious & sexy smile. Alluring and captivating. He can be either your best friend or your worst enemy. He has a heart of gold and means well. You will never catch "Jose" because he enjoys his life very much on the open road. Very much a free spirit and being out in the open. If you ever "catch" Jose well you will be THE LUCKIEST girl on this planet.
You two won't last, he's a "Jose"
by crzylatinchick April 22, 2011
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Jose is a person who will leave you in bed because of his big fat dick he normally has a dropped trucks and has lots of tachuache friends
What droppe you got cuzz Jose fucked me last week and my pussy still hurts
by Jose$$ March 25, 2019
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My little puta from Mexico. Hes very retarded. I love him tho. He is a druggie little cunt ass bitch fuck dick. I love him
Jose: fack

Me: Jose!
by Littlecanadabotch August 8, 2019
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A common name for mexicans with a huge weenis
That guy is a total jose
by Tebajolospanties October 29, 2019
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The name all Mexican niggas have
Person: Jose
Millions of people: Que?
by Whats9plus10 February 20, 2015
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basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Jose with three girls around his arm.

How is Jose good looking and smart at the same time?.
by tdkrbmar November 30, 2017
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