Joosting my clog 

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

Joosting my clog by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

Jooping

The act of covering a toothpick in hot sauce then sticking said toothpick up one’s urethra

Dunninger: yo you hosting at your house wednesday?
Willie: nah bro im gonna be jooping
Dunninger: got it. Enjoy the joop sesh bro

Jooping by Mdunn November 21, 2025

jonsing

Another term for desperate for something.

They call me the drink the way I be jonsing

jonsing by Pikafu March 6, 2026

Joofin

This word is present tense for clearing ground on foot at a very quick, agile, and swift manner, usually when sprinting quickly away from or to a location, and even when sprinting away from a person, or animal at a very rapidly at a remarkable speed. Wether it be a human or animals moving at high speeds and acceleration.
(Past tense- joof'd)

"Lil John John seen the police pursuing him and he got to joofin!"

"Did you see the track meet last night the entire line up was joofin!!"

"I love cheetahs they are joofin at speeds surpassing 60 mph on a bad day!!!!!

Joofin by The King of Respect March 24, 2026

Josing It

A. The act of messing around, especially in financial subject.

B. The act of being hopelessly single and unable to talk members of your preferred sex, usually pertaining to men in finance

A. He's been scrolling on the Bloomberg terminal news for an hour. He's totally Josing it.

B. This guy has a 100 coffee chat to date ratio. He's Josing it right now.

Josing It by Fiinance April 22, 2026

Sploot Jootin 

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

Sploot Jootin by eugene falco October 29, 2003

Manhattan Joobing 

Doing manhattan style while sucking on joobs

He was doing Manhattan joobing

Manhattan Joobing by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023