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Dr. Christmas Jones

A large-breasted Bond girl from the movie "The World Is Not Enough." One of many Bond girls to have a double-entrendre name.

She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.

By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.

Played by Denise Richards.
Bond: I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
by GoldSix-shooter June 2, 2008
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Cleolinda Jones

Cleolinda Jones is the pen name of a brilliant writer of hilarious movie parodies. Cleolinda's parodies were first published on her livejournal, but after gaining a massive cult fan following, they have been published as a book as well.

Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.
Cleolinda Jones never fails to make me burst out laughing. I recommend her m15m to any moviegoer with a sense of humour.
by Gloriel May 25, 2008
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Danny Jones

1. the really talented guitarist/lead singer from McFly who sends goosebumps with his oh-so-sexy raspy voice!
Even though Dougie is my favorite, I can't help but love when Danny Jones takes over in Obviously!
by Maggie May_Poynter July 25, 2006
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Jonne Aaron

Fronts the Finnish band Negative.
Angelic, beautiful...he will crush your soul.
Any man who used to work in a Kindergarten by day and perform with his band at night deserves fame! Jonne Aaron = an amazing human being.
by Negativity April 15, 2006
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Mike Jones

A rapper who is actually a Pokemon, hence the reason he can only say "Mike Jones!"

He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo
Ash:*throws Pokeball*GO MIKE JONES GO!!!!!
Mike Jones:MIIIKKKKEEEE JOOONNNNEEESSS!!!!!!
by ~PrObL3M ChiLd~ October 24, 2006
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jennessa

that one girl with a name no one can spell correctly because of repeated letters.
It's Jennessa, not Janessa
by himalayannakedstroller February 27, 2020
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Tubucky Jones

A woman who is by nature a worrier. Always going on about something new that's not to her liking.
Woman: well get on that, you remember what happened last time.

Man: ok...

Woman: I mean it... blah blah blah

Man: cool it Tubucky Jones!
by Tubucky Jones September 7, 2009
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