jones'd

verb; jones'd
used in past tense

1.To have ones ass handed to one.

2.Embarresment in public

"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"

by Mr. Pickles March 27, 2004

jones'n

chillin, or having fun

AJ: yo let's go to the party, mad girls are going to be there son.
Ed: aiite man, we jones'n tonight!!!

by jspaid July 20, 2007

Jones' Law

The more time that passes, the more likely Alex Jones was right.

Did you hear that Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, makes adult male frogs into females?
I figured, its Jones' Law, they turned the frogs gay.
What about Covid being a Bioweapon?

by AltLore May 25, 2021

Jones'd

This is when your get stomped on so bad, your legs invert, and your eyes bug out, like crickets and shit.

"Damn, did you see the kid after the fight? He looked all Jones'd and shit, god damn"

by Simply February 9, 2005

Jones law

The act of going near the hottest person in a location.

For example, in a supermarket, it is the act of going to the hottest check out assistant. Or, when on a bus, sitting near as possible to the hottest person there.

Steve: Wow, Nathan just used the Jones Law to go to that sweet ass checkout assistant.

by Antonoir July 23, 2017

Jones'd

same as above

When i had hardcore butt sex with your mom, YOU GOT JONES'D

by Ronald McDonald November 12, 2003

Jones'd

Loosing at something really badly, in a video game, etc.

After loosing at the game, he got Jones'd!

by Brian Heaton October 1, 2003