Jonah

Coming from a Jonah, Jonahs are loyal to you if you are loyal to them. They usually easily forgive you because you are their friend. They stick up for what they believe in, and NEVER let it go. They will do ANYTHING to protect a significant other, family, or really anyone who needs it. These people are who you want on your side.
You: "What's a Jonah?"
Me: "Read the paragraph above you"
by JDHC03 May 20, 2020
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Jonah

Hey how are you doing
JONAH (godly)
by OCTANE69MAIN May 19, 2021
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Jonah

Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.
Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.
by Super smart WAP eater July 31, 2022
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Jonah

A person who acts like a dick and has a billboard for a forehead, really arrogant
by ChadBrosky November 16, 2021
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Jonah

Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.
Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are

Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol
by Yourwickedhotmother November 21, 2021
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jonah

a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.
jonah is a faggot
by niethan thomas February 8, 2014
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a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person
Poor him, he’s like a Jonah
by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020
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