Johanne 

A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af

Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot

Johanne by yeahidkidk November 13, 2020

Johanneke

Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.

They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.

They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.

There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.

If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.

That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.

Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!

She's such a mom, that Johanneke.

Johanneke by Joadmirer November 22, 2021

Scarlett Johannson 

A talented and beautiful actress, stars in Lost In Translation, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Match Point, The Island and more stuff like that. Dresses a bit like a modern Marilyn Monroe. Posed nude with Keira Knightley on the front cover of Vanity Fair.

'Scarlett Johannson is a fashion icon'

Scarlett Johannson by h August 31, 2008

johnnesse 

Means beautiful, intelligent, whimsical, strength.

I want to be Johnnesse.

johnnesse by Strengths December 19, 2016

Johanne 

She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.

Johanne is nice.

Johanne by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019

Johanneke

Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3

Johanneke is amazing

Johanneke by N._<3 November 22, 2021

johannsen'd

to obliterate, academically

Ohhhhh man, I totally just johannsen'd your mom last night. In a spelling bee. Naked spelling bee.

johannsen'd by rdp February 14, 2007