a sexual act where one person performs fellatio upon another person while they are jogging on a treadmill. An alternative involves a closed course, and necessitates that the member performing said act must be wearing roller skates.
by painted bird July 12, 2011
When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.
We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.
by Manwithabetterplan July 30, 2010
when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.
last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!
by tomcon5 March 01, 2009
by jrase July 04, 2010
When someone is caught lurking and jerking they must make a timely getaway, thus resulting in an unfortunate jog and flog.
Phil: Why the hell are you all out of breath and sweating profusely?
Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.
Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...
Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.
Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.
Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...
Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.
by Elron Herbert December 27, 2011
by cocoapastry June 09, 2013