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Jobsworth

A person in an organisation given to making life difficult for others, in order to increase their own sense of worth within the structure.
(As originally from) "I can't let you go parking there, Sir Brian, it'd be more than my job's worth."
by Michael Strange January 22, 2004
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Boner Jousting

A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.
Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"
by EN May 1, 2006
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Jobsworth

Someone who's jobs is low ranking and unimportant often a job that the general public dislike, but takes the job overly seriously.
Example: The train guard was a complete jobsworth he checked tickets after every stop
by Thatpersonfromthetrain September 29, 2018
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Jobsworth

Someone serious in authority who lives by the rulebook to feel like a big man. They might have been bullied at school or have pill dick.
Some shithouse gave me an £80 fine for pissing in the street. "You'll never take me alive copper". Fucking jobsworth.
by Marc Noble July 19, 2007
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clam jousting

When two lesbians get together for some action and rub their vagina's together. IE: The lady's clams have a good old tussle
by Aldo May 28, 2003
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jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris
*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris
by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017
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Jobson

To define the word Jobson please see Job.

A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.
Is there a Jobson in the crowd? Help! We need a Jobson!
by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021
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