A person in an organisation given to making life difficult for others, in order to increase their own sense of worth within the structure.
(As originally from) "I can't let you go parking there, Sir Brian, it'd be more than my job's worth."
by Michael Strange January 22, 2004
Get the Jobsworth mug.A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.
Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"
by EN May 1, 2006
Get the Boner Jousting mug.Someone who's jobs is low ranking and unimportant often a job that the general public dislike, but takes the job overly seriously.
by Thatpersonfromthetrain September 29, 2018
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Some shithouse gave me an £80 fine for pissing in the street. "You'll never take me alive copper". Fucking jobsworth.
by Marc Noble July 19, 2007
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by Aldo May 28, 2003
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A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.
A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.
by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021
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