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jonnygreenwoodscoochie

a meme page owner that is super sweet and deserves the world!! she is super funny and kind. she makes me smile everytime i see her post <3 she loves radiohead and weezer and other “rock bands” she has very good music taste and should be more popular than she already is
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by ur fathers mother. July 2, 2021
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damnit johny

While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.
Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.
by UltraThikc June 27, 2014
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Jobn't

Jobn't is the superior word to the peasant-like "job less".

The word is used to describe in immense detail when a typically humanoid life form no longer labours for their master/boss.

Unfortunately however, this beautiful word hasn't seen the light of day yet, it is extremely buried under several layers of shitty memes, but it is on a conquest to become apart of the well known "memer's" vocabulary.
Man (normie): Hey, did you hear the news about billy?
Whamen (memer): Whomst'd've?
Man: You know, billy...
Whamen: o billy, yee I heard he jobn't.
Man: Jobn't?? That's not a word.
Whamen: Oh fuck off you non intellectual piece of shit, you should of learned last time. I'm sick of constantly telling you normies what shit means, fucking learn.
by thomasena July 28, 2018
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Jonny

The most amazing Person ever! You can Tell him everything and trust him with! He's funny and extremly nice! Hes going to be a good friend for a long time! If not a bestfriend! He might appear quiet at first but once you have met him a few times he's crazy!
Dan: who's that crazy kid?!
Jack: it's Jonny!
by 1233443 January 6, 2012
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jonny rotten

a real punk/anarchy who was in an amazing band called the sex pistols until the basist sid viscious died.
by Jon-Boy July 26, 2003
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Jonny Gomes

Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.
LOL, Jonny Gomes homered again.
by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006
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Jobby Job

Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent.
Travis! Get your ass up off the couch and get yourself a Jobby Job!
by Softstep June 21, 2006
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