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Jobblie-Dangos 

A combination of the English term for boobies, 'Jobblies,' crossed with the Austrailian term for boobies, 'Dangos,' thus resulting in Jobblie-Dangos
Russel: Hey mate, look at the jobblie-dangos on that one!
Steven: Aye, those are the niciest pair of Jobblie-Dangos I've ever laid my eyes across.
Jobblie-Dangos by B. Sasquatch July 12, 2005

one of them jobbies 

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.
I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

Hand Jobbin 

Innovative dance move involving rapid forward and back hand movements followed by a swift release of the fist in front of the genital area. This is meant to resemble the act of male masturbation. For best results: alternate hands and perform fist release to the beat.
Jeff sure is getting a lot of dance floor pussy tonight... If only I could go Hand Jobbin like him.
Hand Jobbin by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009

your banned jobber 

threat and action used by the wizard himself ant mele to ban people from his servers

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

jobie hendrix 

Why don't we invite jobie hendrix to the opera tonite?

Naw--he busy crankin in his room.
jobie hendrix by dahGOAT January 7, 2018