jobby

A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.

"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"

by Boab Bowroad October 11, 2004

Jobin

Jobin is a guy who is like no other. He is tall and very outgoing. He will do anything to make you smile and will always succeed at that. He always smells amazing and is very good at what he loves to do. Yes his height is intimidating but once you get to know him you wish you’ve known him longer. He is also VERY good looking and is not afraid to show off his looks. Any girl that is with him is extremely lucky to have such an easygoing funny guy like jobin. Make him last girls he’s one special guy!

Is that jobin oh my god he’s so funny!

by Hereforyou247 April 23, 2019

jobbin'

A MAN WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEART

BE LIKE JOBBIN'

by RennPearl February 27, 2017

jobbee jabber

A gay man. A man who jab's wordjobbee/word's, with his willy.

"He couldn't be a jobbee jabber, i didnt get any gay vibes of him. he was a classy fella."
"You're an idiot."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

Jobby Stoppers

A special type of joggers/sweat pants, which have elasticated anklets, preventing the through fare of shit travelling down the trouser leg. Commonly worn by chavs.

"I was glad I was wearing jobby stoppers after eating all that indian food."

by IRISH&SCOTTISH January 12, 2009

jobby jabber

what some straight people in my country call gays

hes such a jobby jabber

by Robertalexander August 23, 2005

Briggsy jobbie

The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.

I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006