jobbed

when something unfortunate has happened to someone

I lost $10; I got jobbed.

by john March 2, 2005

Jobs

bitch

Bill Gates made Steve Jobs his bitch.

He's such a dirty Jobs.

by Travis October 26, 2004

Jobs

1. To look up information on your Apple device

2. To dick around on your Apple device

3. To communicate via your Apple device

1. Can you Jobs the score on ESPN for me?

2. Quit Jobsing before you get smartphone dead leg, slut chops, and make me some bacon!

3. Will you please be my textretary and Jobs Steve about that rehearsal?

by Arianrhod2012 September 2, 2013

no job

noun. When a girl is so unattractive that, despite employing desperate measures to come on to you or make you blatant sexual offers, you still ultimately deny her. It is then customary to tell everyone you and her know about her desperation coupled with your rejection.

"Magdella was all over me last night. She wanted me so bad she was throwing herself at me."
"Well?? How far did you guys go?"
"Are you kidding me?! She's hobgoblin. I let her give me a no job and that was it."

by Steve^O March 18, 2008

job

"Joerb" Joreb,Jorreb,Joerb, ah never mind.

You did a great Joerb out there Homestar. (a couple of days later) You did a great Job (yeah) out there Homeastier.

by Homestar June 14, 2003

job

something catergorized by race

White-lawyer, doctor, pop star, wigger
Black- rapper, dopeboy, pimp
Hispanic- McDonalds, assmebly line
Asian- restaurant worker
Arab- casino owner, convience store owner
Italian- gangster, hitman, butcher

"Man, I need a job..."

by MayaEA July 10, 2006

job

sexual favor

"Damn,i ain't payin you ho. That ain't no job, yo mama could do better."

by MizT August 20, 2003