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ghost jizz

1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"

"shit i got ghost jizz on me"

"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013
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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
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goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
by Candyman Can July 14, 2018
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Ghost Jizz

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!
by Chitlins June 4, 2021
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Gravity Jizz

When ejaculating from an appreciable higher location, such as the second floor, into a recipients face vessel at a lower location.
My boy Dan just saw his ex, and his wife is pissed. She’s the one where he gravity jizzed between the railing spindles into her mouth from the second floor. Legend.
by Not-Bean January 7, 2026
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i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers
i got rizz i got jizz what you want?
by willmadigfit May 22, 2024
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angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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