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Going jihad on the bar

To drink all the alcohol available at the bar, until there are no beverages left.
Richard and Malcolm are going jihad on the bar. There won't be a drop of booze left when they're finished.
by goingdeep January 4, 2010
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GOP jihad

The internal “holy war” that is happening to the US Republican party in the year of our lord 2021. The fracturing of ideals that split the party into at least two separate factions as a war of ideals. As Trump attempts to continue THE BIG LIE about the US election being stolen from him, some buy into this false narrative while others correctly dismiss it out of hand. The ‘war’ may very likely end the legacy of the historic GOP ideals and philosophies.
The rift within the US Republican Party has created such a moral, ethical and philosophical dichotomy that it has evolved into a full on GOP jihad
by intothefray May 3, 2021
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Jihads

More than one Jihad; multiple holy wars.

Also, a word that will likely give you an uncontested victory over your feeble-minded opponents in Scrabble.
When Molly used the word Jihads in Scrabble, Colton got so angry he threw a fit, flung the Scrabble board across the room, and promised perpetual Jihads against her and her family.
by Frogmartian June 16, 2010
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Rittenhouse Jihad

AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’
The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.
by Patriotic Leftie April 7, 2021
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declare jihad

The act of taking a violent, greasy and sometimes loud shit.
Man, that spicy pork made me declare jihad on the toilet.
by Slaney May 18, 2006
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Christian Jihad

Giving all the bible thumping retards a reason to act like jerks, and to Judge anyone and everyone they see fit, more or less a complex of "I am better than you, because I dont drink or smoke" usually resulting in the christian looking like a dictator and a jerkoff
See : Cockbag
"man that guy was being a dick because I went to that party and ended up hooking up with this fine ass bitch. mother fucker tried to pull some christian jihad on me, that dirka dirka bitch."
by Xaviur September 10, 2006
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stomach jihad

I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.
by SPC Kevin A March 9, 2007
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