Jewterrican

A jewish Mexican Terrorist

Hey that new guy Pablo yeah, he is a Jewterrican

by Charger101 February 8, 2009

Jethromancer

Someone who alternates between normal and redneck-speak, depending on the situation and usually when intoxicated.

Someone who can summon their inner-hillbilly in response to a situation, but isn't actually a hillbilly.

When I get drunk, I start to talk with a southern accent, but I'm originally from the North. It's like I'm a Jethromancer or something!

Let him talk to that ornery group; he's a Jethromancer like that.

by Roachman5000 October 21, 2012

jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023

Jewtickery

When someone promises to do something and it never materializes.

After repeated broken promises everybody had enough of all of his (jewtickery).

by Racebaiterhater January 13, 2011

jethro tull

Progressive rock band that started in 1968 and is still recording today. Founded by frontman Ian Anderson (and last remaining original member), they are truely the best goddamned band EVER.

Famous for songs like "Aqualung", "Teacher", "Cross-eyed Mary" and albums like "Thick as a Brick".

Jethro tull is the greatest band to ever exist.
Ian Anderson: "The flute is a heavy metal instrument!"

Sitting on a Park Bench...

by lancelot323 May 13, 2007

Jewhive

A Jewhive is the beehive hairstyle when worn by Jewish women such as Amy Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse had a Jewhive

by cornishmonk August 3, 2011

jethro

The NZ form of a hillbilly or bogan Enjoys saying hot diggity dam, eats too much and plays the banjo.

What the hell are you doing you Jethro?

by squashi_mitsu December 6, 2003