Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker

How Ryan Porisky really gets his money

"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."

by ImTheManINeverLose December 15, 2018

Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

horse jerker offer

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018

indian tear-jerker

When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.

Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker

by Fatty Fatstuff June 11, 2014

Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

Harlem Globe Jerker

When 5 to 10 completely nude males gather around a female (preferably nude), run around her in a circle while ejaculating all over her, and whistle the Harlem Globe Trotter theme song.

Dude...me and my friends ran around your grandmother and gave her the old Harlem Globe Jerker.

by Ricky George December 31, 2007

Jean Weenie Jerker

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008