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Describes a person who is conservative due to extremely strict religious beliefs.
You can typically spot a JIMS if they have a lot of Facebook photos with their Church friends.
They don't do any sexual or illicit activities such as partying as they view it as against their religion.
Typical things that a JIMS would say is:
"I really hope my church friend asks me to prom!"
"No sorry, I'm waiting until marriage"
"I don't need a man because I have Jesus!"
"Don't worry, I'll pray for you"
Describes a person who is conservative due to extremely strict religious beliefs.
You can typically spot a JIMS if they have a lot of Facebook photos with their Church friends.
They don't do any sexual or illicit activities such as partying as they view it as against their religion.
Typical things that a JIMS would say is:
"I really hope my church friend asks me to prom!"
"No sorry, I'm waiting until marriage"
"I don't need a man because I have Jesus!"
"Don't worry, I'll pray for you"
Guy 1: Dude she's really cute. Should I ask her to prom?
Guy 2: Sorry man. She's a JIMS. She is already going with her church friend after they have dinner with their pastor after talking about the book of Genesis.
Guy 2: Sorry man. She's a JIMS. She is already going with her church friend after they have dinner with their pastor after talking about the book of Genesis.
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Jimsmurd: "Yo dawgs! wanna go to Pac Sun and get some Volcom shirts?!"
Cooler person 1: "No bro.
Jimsmurd: "alright i think im gonna go get a hand job from courtney then!"
Cooler person 2: "Brah, she is 15!"
Jimsmurd: "peace up p town down, G's!"
Cooler person 1: "No bro.
Jimsmurd: "alright i think im gonna go get a hand job from courtney then!"
Cooler person 2: "Brah, she is 15!"
Jimsmurd: "peace up p town down, G's!"
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"hey man hows your gf?"
" she's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me jeisurry is a fucking gift from god."
" she's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me jeisurry is a fucking gift from god."
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