A christian congregation who are extremely devoted to the bible and want to do what Jesus said "Go ye therefore, and teach all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the son, and the Holy Ghost Teaching them to observe all thingswhatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world." Matthew 28:19-20 (basically Go and mke disciples). If you tell them to go away they will come back because when armageddon comes you can't say no body told me. Just because you've studied the bible doesn't mean you know it. There is alot to learn by doing bible studies with a Witness. :thou believest that there is one God: thou doest well; the devils also believe and tremble" James 2:19 This is a very good scripture for one simple reason believing isn't enough. The devils of this world and past world belives does this mean they will be saved?
by j2k January 02, 2005
A Jehovah's Witness is a Christian. It is a type of religion. They believe in God, and Jesus. They also believe God has a name: Jehovah. That's where the name Jehovah's Witness comes from.
For more information, visit their website: JW.org
For more information, visit their website: JW.org
by CakeInTheTree March 25, 2015
They basically solicit their faith. Such a sad religion, not believing in birthdays and all. Once you open the door to hear why your going to hell in 2671979936543 different ways, they won't stop. Try to shut the door, they'll hold it open with the convenient Holy Bible door stop.
"Hello, would you like to hear how your going to hell? Also, please read this pamphlet intitled: "101 Reasons Why Your Wrong."
"No thanks." *attempts to shut door*
"Wait!" *wedges bible between door* Please just read this!"
*Jehovah's Witness comes back during inconvenient times*
"No thanks." *attempts to shut door*
"Wait!" *wedges bible between door* Please just read this!"
*Jehovah's Witness comes back during inconvenient times*
by AmaranthineFog June 13, 2015
Man, that bitch from the Kingdom Hall and I went out last night, you know the one, the Elder's daughter? Yeah, well she was sucking my dick so hard and she jammed her finger in my ass. Well, I Jehovah Witnessed right in her mouth! I thought I died and went to heaven cuz God was right there. We goin' out again tomorrow.
by Nelson Birdwell June 18, 2010
When the Jehovahs went Jehovah Witnessing, they pissed everyone they came in contact with off.alot alot alot.
by Mardi and Gras February 20, 2009
Somebody else here added a definition for "jehovahs witness", thus creating this new page, instead of adding to the already existing "Jehovah's Witness" or "Jehovah's Witnesses" definitions.
by Bill M. August 27, 2004
When he was done he did a Jehovah's Witness on me and I'm still having trouble hearing out of the ear.
by TeamLondon March 05, 2010