jaded

Colloquially used to describe someone with a kind of permanent disinterest or hatred developed from shitty experiences.

"What a bitch." "Naa, she's just jaded." "Yeah, she got teased a lot when we were in middle school." "Oh. That sucks.."

by xionix4 June 24, 2015

Jared Allen

1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.

2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).

1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."

2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."

by Jyrki January 24, 2010

jaked-out

A house party that gets shut down by the cops.

"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."

by Anonymous7777777777 September 16, 2006

Jared Watson

White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"

by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

Jared Joke

A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.

"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"

"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke

by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014

jaedyne

Jaedyne is a person who is funny, honest, and kind. A Jaedyne will always have your back and will always give you their should to cry. Jaedyne is beautiful, independent girl.

Yo, you need to get your self a Jaedyne.

Jaedyne is the way to go

by johncenaisdabae October 12, 2016

Jaeden

Jaeden is the one person in life who you will actually need.Jaedens are extremely hot, have a great sense of humour(including dark humour) and are quite smart. They are awkward at times but confident most of the time. They will win any fight they participate in and know how to please their girl. They can get all the ladies but they aren’t a player as they are loyal and honest and they will spoil you rotten. They are extremely good friends and even better boyfriends. Jaedens are 100% boyfriend/husband/baby daddy material.just know, if there is a jaeden in your life but they already have a gf, it’s best to find someone else bc lemme tell you here honey booboo you ain’t got a single chance with him. His gf will dislike you too as she loves him with all her heart and can’t bare to see him with another girl(in a relationship way) Jaedens love their gf to bits and would do anything for them.

Girl 1: Hey gurl! So I bumped into this guy the other day.. he’s really cute and funny. Seems like the one tbh. I’d didn’t get his name though.. but I got his number!!

Girl 2: OMG bitchhh he must be a jaeden I’m telling you it’s always the jaedens

by a girl who is depressed October 31, 2019