Jared 

One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation

"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."

Jared by Gerch December 31, 2007

Jared 

A creepy boy who likes to approach women in grocery stores while stroking his little dick.

Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.

Jared by Noot noot January 20, 2017

jared 

a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!

jeny: jared your soo weird

jared: no u!

jeny: jk your cool

jared: no u!

jeny: aww thanks teehee!!

jared: no u!

jeny: k.. getting annoying now.

jared: lalalala

jeny: ah my ears!

jared by jeny March 3, 2008

Jared 

Loves memes and most likely wears glasses. He likes to go to the gym to watch girls work out. He also says kinky a lot. PS he loves bath bombs there tasty

"Jared's trash!"
"Jared says kinky"
"Jared stop eating bath bombs!!"

Jared by Brotatochip1820 November 14, 2018

Jared 

Jared is very tall ,kind ,sweat and sometimes funny. When he puts his hair up he looks great , but he all was looks grate and he is all was there for you weather you need to or not . He can be annoying at times but in a funny way he will Love you and cuddle you if you get a Jared know that you are a very lucky person and if you ever get a chance to hear his real voice you will love it just like I do and you will love everything about him just like I do ❤❤❤

You will love Jared

Jared by L. K. E. May 7, 2019

Jared 

He a bitch but we love him

Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.

Jared by Toesheo September 15, 2021

Jared 

A black guy normally called nigga who likes robbing people

Jared the nigga just robbed someone

Jared by Runman August 3, 2019