Jared

A black guy normally called nigga who likes robbing people

Jared the nigga just robbed someone

by Runman August 3, 2019

Jared

A viagra baby, that has a receding hairline like the polar ice cap, and uglier than shit.

Colby:You look like Jared
Max:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017

Jared

That one guy who gets a girlfriend somehow but doesn’t know how to treat her and dry humps her in front of her friends. He’ll talk to other girls and call his girlfriend annoying for wanting a little more attention because Jared pays more attention to his side hoes. Seems like a cool guy at first by absolutely sucks at relationships.

Jared is such a fucking man whore

by HighAutisticRetard April 3, 2019

Jared

This guys alright

Guy1: Jared's alright
Guy2: Ya, he's alright

by Jaredsabitch August 18, 2014

Jared

A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.

Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?

by hometree January 21, 2011

Jared

Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford

Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*

by Non-Jared October 21, 2019

Jared

A hot gentleman who will steal your girl and get her pregnant.

Jared wtf you cummed in me.

by mr.aaaaaa May 18, 2019